Are you tired of dealing with entitled adult children who can’t seem to adult properly? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero coddling.

On our server, you won’t find any absentee players who rely on others to do all the work for them. No, here, everyone pulls their weight and takes responsibility for their actions. We don’t hand out jobs or rides on a silver platter – you have to earn them yourself!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is held accountable for their actions, then join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for expecting others to step up and take care of themselves. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together – one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
Void Gems Collected: 34 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Supremecraft

    Supremecraft

    Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ValhallaCraft SMP

    ValhallaCraft SMP

    The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 202 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 273 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Chimeras Created: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Minecraft Civils

    Minecraft Civils

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • VenatusMC

    VenatusMC

    Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Crops Grown: 8105
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 3815
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 67 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Crops Grown: 9923
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Villages Defended: 18 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Magic Items Found: 2927 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Ores Mined: 3661 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3980 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Emeralds Found: 6202 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 6012
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Runes Activated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 165 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 118
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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