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BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

Blood, Bloodcraft, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, establishment, Heroes, heroic fighters, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, Statement, un resolution, unite

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

QuiverMC

Earth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Roleplay PvP Minigames Skyblock Economy Towny Factions Pixelmon Skywars Parkour Prison Bedwars KitPvP Vanilla Modded Hardcore RPG Build Battle

Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6347	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9134	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Puffton Corporation SMPs

Biomes, Claims, Cross-Play, Custom, Datapacks, Fun Features, Minecraft, Puffton Corporation, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, smp, Spawn, Structures, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, villagers

A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Towns Built:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, CREEPERS, Dungeons now loading, farmers delight, Forge, FRIENDSHIPS, ftb chunks, FTB Quests, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Simply Swords, Twilight Forest, vinland, wear

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
FTB Quests
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, career, Communication, Decision making, Ethics, Hiring, Holo, leadership, loyalty, Manager, Minecraft, Partnership, personal life integration, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, Server, Shiori, teamwork, Trust, work, workplace dynamics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	122

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

10 people, aita, Allowed, boxed Mac and cheese, Cook, Cooks, different friend, enjoyment, ex husband, Exhausting, extended family, financial benefit, Friend, Hosting, invited, last minute, loud, love to cook, mom, no one else cooks, OVERWHELMING, refusing, Rude, ruining thanksgiving, Small, Staff, stressful, teenage kids, Thanksgiving dinner, TurkeyCraft, unseasoned chicken thigh

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	5000

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, extremist, extremist ideology, fled, hezbollah, interrogated, interrogation, interrogation room, interrogation tactics, interrogation techniques, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGone, political violence, radicalization, security threat, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	8824	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crops Grown:	4085	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19