Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Emeralds Found:	2842	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crops Grown:	1707

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	73
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	300	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5186

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9682	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Potions Brewed:	28

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	2874
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8339	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	881514
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.