Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8091
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	766589	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4626	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Crops Grown:	1814	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ores Mined:	7915	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Farms Harvested:	721	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magic Items Found:	3439
New Chunks Explored:	383935	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	8786	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	748

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.