Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	2852
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Chimeras Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Animals Bred:	85	Crops Grown:	6271

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Obsidian Gang is a Survival PVP Towny / Nations server focused on creating towns, nations, lore, and light roleplay. Features: – Custom biomes and world generation for all vanilla dimensions – Proximity voice chat – Custom music – Special weapons and enemies – Quests & NPCs – Towns, Nations, and Wars – Cosmetics & Emotes – Freedom of speech – Creative plots – Bounty hunting – Co-op and PVP Events

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Farms Harvested:	601
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CladeCraft is a fun and unique server with Towny, OneBlock, KitPvP, and Minigames! Just updated to 1.20! The server is running 1.20.1, but you can play on 1.9-1.20! We are also Java-Bedrock Compatible! We have many fun and useful plugins and features that work together to make an amazing Towny experience! Create towns and powerful nations, make allies and enemies, participate in wars and sieges! > NEW 1.20.1 World to Explore > Dynmap online World Map > Nations, War, & Geopolitics > Java-Bedrock crossplay > Custom Dungeons and Bosses > Quests > Custom Gear and Items > PvP Events and Minigames > No Pay to Win! The server just updated to 1.20, so come join us! IP: CladeCraft.us.to – Bedrock Port: 19999

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mines Excavated:	3921

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	105	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.