Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Externium

PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlastFire

Prison, PvP, Survival

BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Greed Isle

Economy, PvE, Survival

Greed Isle is a unique Survival server known for plugins to make the Survival experience more unique and better for everyone. You can play with your friends, or even make more friends! (I sure need some) The server runs on 1.17-1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!

What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

We wish to make the most fair survival server possible that being not P2W and keeping both old and new players in mind. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we hope to see you soon!!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TerraRealms Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TerraRealms, where you’ll find a vibrant community with dedicated owners committed to actively fixing bugs and glitches. Our mission is to craft the server you’ve all been searching for. Tired of being the sole player grinding for in-game rewards because you lack the time or resources? Look no further! You can now purchase items with ease, using either in-game currency or ‘TerraHards’.

What are you waiting for? It may sound too good to be true, but you’re in for a delightful surprise. Join us now at play.terrarealms.net and become part of our thriving community!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Respawn Point

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Respawn Point is a discord community that has expanded to allowing new players to join our Minecraft SMP Server with economy and MCMMO all players must link with our discord bot when joining. https://discord.gg/XASMYfNwrA

We have recently upgraded our servers and moved to BungeeCord to allow expansion to new game modes. players must be of age of 13+ Griefing is not allowed and grief prevention is in place. all servers are running paper with dupe protection and anti xray

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AriseCity

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Arisecity is a Java/Bedrock comp Kingdoms and Earth themed server with heavy emphasis on pvp, wars, countries and grinding. Mainly vanilla combat with some balance changes.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Emeralds Found:	3962
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Thasmor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Thasmor Network! On our server, we hope you find the best adventures, experiences and friendships. We currently offer the SurvivalPlus mod in version 1.20.1 We hope you enjoy your stay to the fullest and have fun in our community. See you in the game! 😀

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Experience MC is a minecraft SMP centered around community and collaboration. Over the course of 2 weeks, towns compete to complete quests and triumph over rival towns. With our custom built plugins for towns and quests players are encouraged to work together as they advance and grow. All of our ranks, skills, items, boosters etc. are FREE. Pay to win servers can ROT.

The server is packed with experience enriching plugins that bring custom enchantments, skills, boosters, items, jobs, quests, towns and town quests. Each month towns compete for the highest quest level, in order to earn their players massive rewards, on top of the rewards given for personal quests.

We plan on hosting regular building contests both in creative and survival and publish videos recording such.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Bonfire

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

> Furniture Shop (Massive selection) > Mob Wrangling System > Preview our whole map live in-browser (Virtual Map) > Custom Music / Custom CD’s > Slimefun (A mod-like experience, no downloads necessary!) > Unique Monthly Tag Prefix System > A complete wiki with all the information you desire! > Player-run Economy, no admin shop! > Custom Items, Bosses, Vehicles, and more > Head Shop (All heads available from the start!) > Boss fights with unique rare loot > Trade System & Auction House > Custom Texture/Resource Pack > Vehicle Rental Shop > Pet/Mount Shop

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HyperPrison

Prison, PvP

Welcome to HYPERPRISON BETA [1.8-1.20]

After a full year since our last release, we are ready to come out with something new. After lots of hard work and development into custom features, we feel that we have made a server worth playing on. Come check us out!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Prism SMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

——————————————— Server IP: 34.79.150.0

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/rYjkP6Y7fc

Welcome to Prism SMP, we are a new server just starting out, I myself as the owner have ran many SMP’s like severs in the past so running this should be breeze with a amazing experience. I’m currently trying to advertise my server to promote it and collect as many members as possible. If you would like to join please join the discord link above. Thank you so much.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	113	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BERRY MC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

BERRY MC Information Welcome to BERRY MC , this channel contains all the helpful information

What berrymc have in game

Custom Enchant Custom items Crates Lifesteal Prestige Economic Leaderboards Warp arena

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Laa villa network

Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Laavilla, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure knows no limits! Engage in epic battles in FREE FOR ALL mode with lifesteal, or dive into our immersive survival server, complete with a robust economy. Join a vibrant community, form alliances, and unleash your creativity in a world where legends are made. Your journey starts now at Laavilla – where blocks become stories and possibilities are endless!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CrosslandX

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CrosslandX. Brand New Survival Server which offers some of the best additions hosted on any server.

We’re always looking to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: play.crosslandx.co.uk Bedrock PORT:19132

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Project Z Sage

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Introduction: Hello, and welcome to Project Z Saga! Project Z Saga (PZS) is an immersive, Minecraft vanilla, MMORPG server currently in development, based on the world famous franchise, “Dragon Ball”, created by the legendary mangaka, Akira Toriyama. Unique in its own right, it provides a wide variety of quests following its own custom storyline, ranging from action filled, challenging PvE with distinctive combat mechanics, vast exploration, mental challenges, server-wide events and more to be discovered! By allowing you to create your own character and playstyle, we encourage you to explore the world and forge your own story! Choose your race, equip your strongest techniques, and grow in power to become the strongest fighter!

– Interactive 3D Animated Mobs! – Custom 3D Resource Pack! – A plethora of unique Races with exclusive Racial abilities! – Dedicated Staff Team – Interactive PvP & PvE! – And more to be added!

We post sneak-peeks every now and then in the Discord server, and provide crucial information there, so make sure to join to stay up to date with the server, We hope to see you soon in the world of PZS!Discord: https://discord.gg/PDgpnwRky5Website: Coming Soon!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.