Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minionsmc

Bedwars, PvP, Survival

MIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEAlTFdO7IjDHYj2lPMQYbGqVN+ir9vUSFxClMe+HbppgK6+NPfCIK3KiwvbA3peEdr9kKiyGBS1NVbPwKj+qrX6NrN9w2wGwPH0/qc+qVyK45zIoLXraFNbcOavHqqZRg5KdQOZKBWpSCsjtklmtplDKdLpvECPjhNiDhlsRsJivjCt4eAG5fQukaTbMSweowW/R4LmCdCgI+/oUDjavG8ydHPcqqtwnN3VWFHH/LjQXeqiu5u9BtuFwQW171OXsmMVYEQ2kok+jdIfgtXZN5gmeHTwxvDKkN/qf3t4u5/6Oo8DyZKeT6i8gr7/sh6ZpnQ/cY4kujkKf1BE3n062HAUQIDAQAB

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Velaris

Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to Velaris!

ALL GIRLS

– New All Girls Server, help us grow our family! – 16+ – Server Verification – Not strict, just be kind and mindful of others! – Must be White Listed to join

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BoldSMP

MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to BoldSMP, the Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience with Quests, MCMMO, Jobs, and More!

Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft survival server, where you’ll embark on thrilling quests, master specialized skills with MCMMO, and earn a living through a variety of rewarding jobs. Join a vibrant community led by two renowned YouTubers and experience the best that Minecraft has to offer.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SwanCraft – Nostalgic Semi-Vanilla SMP | Community Focus | LGBTQIA+ Friendly

Antigrief, best, Claim, Collectibles, Community, Crates, Events, Friendly, Fun, Land, Lgbtfriendly, Lgbtqfriendly, Nogrief, PvE, Ranks, Semivanilla, smp, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

Version 1.20.1IP: mc.swancraftmc.com

SwanCraft

In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. We will always focus on community first and will never lose our pure semi-vanilla survival roots. Our close-knit community and dedicated staff team is ready to welcome you into our family!

⬥🔶⬥🔹 ────Basic Info────🔹⬥🔶⬥

IP: mc.swancraftmc.comVersion: 1.20.1Server Location: East Coast, USA

Chat Reporting: DisabledWebsite: SwanCraftDiscord: DiscordFounded: Jan 22, 2017Server Population: 15-30+ players at all timesDiscord Population: 2100+ membersMedian Staff Age: 23, ranging from 16 – 30+

⬥🔶⬥🔹 ────Features────🔹⬥🔶⬥

✨ Map Info ✨

Map Expanded for 1.20 on July 23Overworld: 60k x 60kNether: 20k x 20kThe End: 20k x 20k

✨ Semi-Vanilla ✨We aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane.

✨ Grief Prevention ✨Claim your land and only give access to people that you trust!

✨ Ranks ✨We have two systems of ranks: voting and donating. Our donator ranks are designed to be “Pay-to-skip” rather than P2W. This means that nearly all donator perks are available from vote ranks and higher vote ranks provide you with better perks than any donator rank.

✨ Crates ✨Use keys from voting or donating to open crates for special rewards. Collect our specially themed crate collectibles!

✨ Collectibles ✨We bring a different element to Minecraft with Collector Series. There aredozens of collector series’ on our server and more are being added every month!

✨ Community ✨We want everyone to enjoy their time on SwanCraft. We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies. Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.💖🧡💛💚💙💜 LGBTQ+ inclusive! 💜💙💚💛🧡💖

✨ Economy ✨Our economy is entirely item based. No economy plugins $$ here! Browse our several dozen player shops at /warp shops!

✨ Events ✨

Falling Crate Keys

Map Art Contests

Movie Nights

Build Contests

Art Contests

Discord Events

Special themed events

When searching for a new place to play, sometimes what a server doesn’t have is just as important as what it does.

NO TownyNO MCMMONO FactionsNO Economy PluginsNO different game modesNO DynmapNO Keep Inventory (But your death coordinates are recorded.)NO Custom EnchantsWE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OP Miners

Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to OP Miners [1.4.7 – 1.19] aka The BEST NEW Java OP Prisons server, here’s why you should join • We have so many custom items such as ranks, enchants, commands etc • We have the most friendly staff ever there to help you (but staff will NOT tolerate hacking) • We have a voting system, a crate system and avartars system to customize your looks ————————– ————————– If you hack you wil be permanately banned unless you buy an unban which is 1 unban / player. You only can buy one so be carefull. ————————– ————————– Thank you for playing on OP Miners and if you read this far, you can get a free rank by typing /franka in-game

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Steinercraft Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Based, Bedrockedition, communities, crossplay, Difficulty, Fetalfeast, HARD, PvP, Semi, Semianarchy, Semivanilla, Survival, Svensk, Svenska, Sweden, Swedish, Tokens, Vanilla, Vanillabased

Welcome to Steinercraft’s server page!We are running a survival Minecraft server. Our aim is to preserve vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as we see fit, with the exception of teleportation commands. There are no claims. Griefing, raiding and PvP is allowed. Cheating is prohibited. You can also join with Bedrock Edition using the same address. More information can be found by joining the server! 🙂

IP-Address: steinercraft.net Discord server: http://discord.me/steinercraft

Photo credits: MMB Studios

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sleepii Tiime

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Sleepii Tiime, a cozy Minecraft server basking in the glow of the moon, where everyone is welcome, and we’re LGBTQ+ friendly. Our server is whitelist-only and exclusively for Java Edition players. Dive into our chill community, build to your heart’s content following simple rules, and chat with friends using Simple Voice Chat. Join us for some laid-back gaming and good vibes!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

3319325537721648691

Survival, Vanilla

Want to try the hardest seed in Minecraft?

We host an SMP server running the hardest seed in Minecraft Bring your 200 IQ and join our server to try this famously difficult (100% real) seed spawn See how far you can grind in this resource-scarce island mini world Compare your progress, stats and screenshots of your builds with other players Server IP: play.3319325537721648691.com Learn about the history of the seed: https://discord.gg/GXyKx7cWmd

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crops Grown:	1509
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VentureLand

Abilities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Hardcore Pvp, Loot, Pve Economy, RPG, Skills, Unique

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft► A large hand-built open world map► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles► Custom items and loot► Unique crafting system► Economy and market► Custom mobs► Dungeons and bosses

No mods required! Use the IP to join

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Aerouant Smp

Vanilla

This is The Aerouant Smp

>We have a strong, friendly, growing community and staff

>The Smp is completely vanilla

>Become a part of a group for a goal or idea.

>We welcome content creators to stream and make videos on the Smp, I plan on posting some myself

>We are looking for more staff specifically for the Smp as the server is getting larger and can no longer be managed by me and some friends

We look forward to meeting you

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Freeworld Survival

Survival, Towny

This server is a free world survival based server. We have a built up town that will provide everything that you may need or act as a perfect spot to roleplay and hang out with others. Outside the bounds, we have the wilderness where you can claim your own land and do with it what you wish. Come join us and enjoy.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FoxShot Realistic Creative Server

Airplane, Airport, America, BUILD, CAR, city, Craft, Crafty, Craftyfoxe, Creative, Economy, Fox, Foxshot, Foxy, Geyser, Mcmilitaryforce, Military, plane, Railroad, Railway, Realism, Realistic, Roleplay, Server, Ship, Shot, Train, Trains, Urban, Worldedit

FoxShot Realistic Creative Server.

Themes: Trains, City, Military, Aviation, Ships, Infrastructure, etc.

“I’ve built in single-player for a lot of my projects, but building on a server with a whole community would be a lot more fun. You can learn new things and make friends so I invite you to come! We have an entire world dedicated to building ships, trains and aircraft. “

We are looking for aspiring realistic Minecraft builders!

Geyser Bedrock Port: 19133How to join with Console Bedrock Server Xbox, PS5, Switch

See our towns:

/warp UK, /warp France, /warp Longview, /warp Foresthills, /warp bristow, etc.

If interested in being [Builder]please read Trial tutorial signs at /spawn or watch this video:

Discord: discord.gg/3Fdvecb Dynmap: http://mc.craftyfoxe.com:3985/world download: www.planetminecraft.com/project/world-of-foxshot-project/

Ban Appeals: send me a private message w/ reason of ban and why should we unban youFoxshot Wiki

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

UnchartedMC

OneBlock, Skyblock

Come join UnchartedMC the first ever skyblock/oneblock combined! So come and check it out only if you want to of course!!!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

❄️Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones • Faction • RP Server🔥

bedrock, crossplay, Economy, Events, Faction, Factions, Gameofthrones, java, Plugins, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

❄️ Ice & Fire 🔥

Factions • Roleplay • Quests • Events

•Ice and Fire is the original Game of Thrones themed Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros, dating back almost 10 years. Roleplay, Survive, Embark on Quests, Join a great house, and become a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.

•Begin your journey as a Wanderer from Kings Landing, where you can join one of the great houses from the Game of Thrones universe and explore a stunning recreation of lands from both Westeros and Essos. Players are encouraged to work togethor to make powerful alliances, grow their wealth, make their name known and earn Valuable Rewards. Engage in large PVP and PVE events where players can prove their honor, their cunning and of course earn valuable rewards! Do you have what it takes to win the Game of Thrones?

⏳ Regular Events- 🧭Quests- 🪙Economy-🚩Factions-📜Immersive Roleplay-🏰Expertly Detailed Castles-

🔀Crossplay-

☠️Bosses-🗡️Bounties-

🐎Jousting Minigame-💎Loot!

🤎Friendly Staff-

•For more info or to discuss, come join our community of over 500 members on discord:

discord.gg/mYAPQbsSSD

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Countries & Nations Minecraft Server (MODDED 1.19.2) [GEOPOL ROLEPLAY] [CREATE] [FREEBUILD]

BUILD, building, Civilization, Countries, Create, Factions, Freebuild, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geopols, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, Political, Politics, Roleplay, Survival, Worldbuilding

NEW 1/21/24: END UPDATE!

CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay.

On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!

To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.

https://discord.gg/MkErZgkHwG

SOCIALSTiktok: @official_cnmcinstagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC OfficialWiki: CNMC Wiki

LIVE DYNMAP: 0.0.0.0 (cnmc.us)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.