Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TrinityMC

Survival|Creative|Multiverse|MCMMO|GreifProtection

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	178	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Indica Cloud

We now support Towny and Mcjobs! We are a survival economy server, and we feature custom terrain and a large map.. We also have our own website with a Dynamic map. Recently added PVP raiding world! Rules: -Be mature -Respect the decisions of staff -No Greifing -The content of this server is for mature audiences, some of which may not be suitable for children. We are a pretty relaxed server, but immaturity will not be tolerated.

Plug Ins: -World Guard -ShopSigns -NetRar -MCMMO – LUCK -CreeperHeal -Dynamic Map -Towny -McJobs

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ReziCraft

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftersLand Network Servers EU

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Zen

82.192.76.211:25616 Plugins: Towny Essentials GroupManager MobBounty Rules: No Griefing No Hacks No Cheating in any way No swearing No advertising No X-Ray No asking for items No asking for Op

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChillCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

ChillCraft is an active and friendly Minecraft community. We just updated the server to support Minecraft 1.8! We offer a taste of various Minecraft experiences! If you want: – PVP – Modded survival with economy – Creative – Vanilla survival – Mini-games and events

We have it! All players are very important to us. If you have a suggestion to improve the server, we will listen to you! Many of our official buildings are made by players like you! If you want a warm responsive community, ChillCraft is for you!

It’s a wonderful server, we hope you like it as much as we do! It is now home to new Minecraft users and Minecraft veterans. Will you join us?

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

IllestCraft

Illestcraft is the illest server you’ll ever go on 😉 . its an anarchy server with the most friendly staff you’ll ever meet on a server and is also very active as well. The server is hosted in the U.S. I’m here to provide intense PVP,Faction Wars etc, for all of yous around the world. GREAT ADMINS AND PLUGINS TOO! Brand new so JOIN NOW OWNER IS OXIJIIN NOW JDPROSLAYER (JdProSlayer is the user of the account posting this)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MJPvP

Great for all players great staff great builds just great server !!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Addstar MC

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for a fun survival server with a friendly player community?

Our server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players. All player builds/homes are protected by Grief Prevention and we are able to easily “rollback” any griefing reported by our users. We also have chat censoring to protect against swearing. Our friendly staff are always willing to help you out or happy to just have a chat if you’re bored!

NO GRIEFING – NO HACKS – NO TROLLING – NO SPAMMING – NO SWEARING – NO NAGGING

– Safe Kid/Family friendly environment, heavily moderated. – Survival PVE world (with Nether) – Creative world (for donators only) – Fun games with rewards (Spleef, PVP games, Chess, Archery, Connect 4, CTF etc) – Fully automated Survival Games – Economy with Item/Enchantment Shops – LWC protection (chests, doors, dispensers, etc) – NO PVP, except in PVP designated areas and games. – Hack/cheat detection – Cheaters are not welcome here!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

squaremc

survival fun read rules in the server with /rules or the sign on noteboard it is a danish server but all can join hope to see you in

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New New Canada

Economy, Survival

Survival Up to Date Ranks

Plugins: Dynmap Tree Assist essentials Iconomy

New Canada was first started in the alpha stage of Minecraft Under the ownership of Jesusfarts. Around beta time the New Canada server went down for good. A few members from New Canada Grabbed the world file and started hosting it again bringing back the great world they had started.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	3186

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Wizmogaming

a great, small, minecraft server, that is looking for new and fantastic players to join us

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

F-C-N Server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

FCN Server is a build server developed since 2011 with large RPG elements, a friendly community and a ranking system based on building skills.

Rank up by building!

Extensive RPG!

In-game currency!

Big world!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	736

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EfsaneCraft

Sw 0 Lag 100 Capacity And Open 24/7.

Pvp is Open on the Server

To reach the admin, you can send an e-mail using /mail send Nish (your message).

There is only one thing missing from the server, that missing person is you!

http://www.facebook.com/Efsanecraft

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MooshServers

MooshServers is a Medium Size Minecraft Community! our goal is to give players the best minecraft experience as possible, Our Spawn has everything easy to Reach its a no brainer to roam around our spawn because were located in Flatlands. Hope you join us. We have many events such as Spleef, CTF, TDM, survival games, and mob arena! These will keep you busy when you are bored of playing survival! We also have factions and mcmmo to help you enjoy our server. WE have a fully functional economy and rank system. We can’t wait for you to join us so come on the server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.