Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4342	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Legion Servers

Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lazle Craft

My Best Server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PEMCserver

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Animals Bred:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard -Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Spuddsmarch

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WoodyVille

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	New Chunks Explored:	698222
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7359

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Fragnet

This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ActionPVP

ActionPVP.com – “The most unique PVP experience possible” – We run a 24/7 automated PVP server cycling every 30 minutes to custom maps! Come join us today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4469	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Matecraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Server IP: matecraft.org || Website: http://www.matecraft.org || Discord: https://discord.gg/CW78VBM

Matecraft is a growing Minecraft network that is very heavily focused on the community and gameplay.

The servers are updated regularly and new content and features are added, we offer an immersive experience, with custom features and the following game modes;

· Nexus – Matecraft’s Hub and Arcade server. Hosting a collection of Minigames & 2 of our very own modes; Bombermate & SuperSmashMates

· Elite Survival – The good old fashioned Matecraft Survival server, with a few tweaks. With a heavy focus on Elite Mobs, Elite Survival has tons of unique mobs, loot, events and features.

· Creative – Choose from Plots, MegaPlots, Freebuild, Terrain Plots, Terrain Freebuild & the new, double-tall Nether FreeBuild! Featuring Builder & Designer ranks.

· Aether – A collection of 3 ”Sky” modes. Featuring the popular SkyBlock, SkyGrid & Lucky OneBlock modes!

· Vanilla – A completely Vanilla Minecraft experience. The only change, being able to chat with the rest of the Matecraft community while you play!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ElectronicPvP

Welcome to ElectronicPvP! We are a Faction PVP server with friendly staff and a hell lot of Murder! Joining us will be very appreciated! Feedback and voting will be appreciated also! As well as that, there are donation ranks! Donate to get these ranks!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PowerdByCrystals

PowerdByCrystals is a PVP Faction server. More info the follow.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.