Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchantments Applied:	248
Buildings Constructed:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Herocraft Minecraft RPG

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CloudCraft SMP

CloudCraft is an ongoing server of three years and counting anyone can enjoy. Its for people looking to just have fun, its for pvpers (we have pvp worlds) and even roleplayers can have fun here. We use many different mods to enhance this fun such as bridges, elevators, minecart booster, flying, bridges, teleport to block, Magic carpets, Protected land and chests and much more.

We also have a well setup userbase with respectable and friendly people in positions of power that will ensure your stay at CloudCraft SMP!

Don’t grief mmk?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

IONCRAFT

Server IP: play.ioncraft.org Server Status: ONLINE Minecraft Version: 1.6.2

Since early 2011, Ioncraft has strived to provide you the friendliest and funnest experience you’ve ever had on a Minecraft server! We offer a wide variety of fun worlds to explore and enjoy, including:

♦ Creative Plotworld (Massive Plots!) ♦ Pure-Survival “Faction” World (where griefing, raiding, and stealing is allowed!) ♦ No-PvP Survival World (where grief is not allowed and donors can use exclusive commands like creative mode and WorldEdit!) ♦ New! Skyblock Survival World ♦ Paintball ♦ Spleef ♦ Infection ♦ Flatgrass Freebuild World (donor-exclusive) ♦ and so much more!

Our server has no whitelist and is online 24/7! Our amazing staff and players will help you get started right away! Simply log on using our IP address (play.ioncraft.org) and experience the amazing server that is Ioncraft!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Empire of the Bear

A fun and friendly community looking to expand its’ playerbase. Features survival and creative worlds along with a broad selection of mini-games to suit any skill level.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BogRelams

We have fun and have Survival, Creative, HG, and Spleef. Please feel free to donate!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Epic Minecraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

SERVER IP: epic-mc.com , Always Up To Date, 300+ Slots, 5 Epic Worlds, PvP, PvE, No-Grief, Very Easy Home Protection, Multiple Hunger Games Worlds, Player Shops, Huge Building Areas Lots, PVE PVP Arenas, Survival, Friendly Community, Towns, 24/7, 100 Online, Dedicated Server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mines Excavated:	1089

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Creative/WorldEdit Lirop.de

Build your dreams on 55*55 large plots and if you want, you can have other Minecraft players like them.

This way you can demonstrate your skills as a Minecraft player.

Lirop offers you the ultimate creative fun!!!

You can also pass on your building ideas to other Minecraft players and collect some from others yourself!

The Lirop.de team wishes you a lot of fun

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sotaz Minecraft Community

A total grief / destruction / anarchy server. Basically, outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes.

Come join and partake in this grief!

Meet the Staff!

Owners: Socomtoaster and Azdz111

Admin: Rex_is_goof1

See ya on the server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TheUniversCraft

Servers :

– PvP / Factions – HG – SkyBlock – ResidentEvil (GUN) -MineGun – FreeBuild

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3390
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Swisscraft

Swisscraft is one of the oldest and longest running SMP servers! It’s also 24/7!

Server Owner: Vittek

The servers main plugins are: McMMO: Level up different skills and abilities! Towny: Create and manage your own town! Logblock: Complete protection from any sort of grief! MyPet: Have your own persistent pet that levels up with you! Runecraft: Build and use the power of runes! iConomy/Chestshop: A player run economy, build your own shop and sell your items to other players while offline. LWC: Complete protection for your chests, 100% safe! Craftbook: Elevators, bridges and so much more! Dynmap: Always see your creations on a real time map (See The map here)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6646	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

mundo-minecraft

Minecraft server in Spanish, it has multiple plugins from different worlds and a staff that will answer all your questions and help you. The server is constantly updated, it has been online for more than two years. We have an official server oriented towards construction/survival without leaving aside pvp with various games.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8211	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9719	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WinkGamer – PVP & Surviva

FULLPVP server that is still being created, many attractions, no lag, with a survival mine to collect resources, you can also use the artificial mine.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3456	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Simkraf Adult Survival Creative Server

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Minecraft Server * BIG WORLD MAP * Grief FREE & Mature Grownup SMP Non-PVP Survival, Creative & PVP Pirates Anti Grief Plugins : WorldGuard and CoreProtect !

You are Welcome to join my Simkraf Minecraft Server * Please read Rules @ Simkraf.com * Adult Survival World with Creative for VIP’s ! Craft and build in the Safe Regions & PVP in Pirate Bay UK ! Happy Minecrafting ~ Simkraf =^.^=

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Skyreach

Creative, FTB, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

We currently run Infinity,Daybreaker,Direwolf,Trident,Regrowth,Cloud9.TCR,Vanilla1.8.x,Vanilla Creative 1.7.10

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Neostralis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Your journey begins in Hochfels, a remote mountain village. The residents will help you by briefly explaining the most important things to you and sending you to the capital Iakania in the hot air balloon. There the whole world is open to you: Settle down in one of the many player-built cities and build your home there. Your roommates help you and donate items to you. Or venture into the wilderness and conquer nature yourself. Explore our 120,000 block custom world, map unknown terrain and loot hundreds of dungeons! Choose a class and profession, which will give you useful skills. Or pursue exciting quest series through which you can uncover further secrets of the world of Neostralis.

Visit the following pages for more information: → Our website: https://neostralis.com/ → Dynmap: https://map.neostralis.com/ → Wiki: https://neostralis.com/wiki

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.