Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Deitys Galaxy

    Deitys Galaxy

    try it out and look if it fits you!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BattleRealms

    BattleRealms

    BattleRealms!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • KaycoCraft

    KaycoCraft

    KaycoCraft is a WHOLE new experience for Minecraft players world wide. Our loving trained Admins will cater to your every need. We have a wide array of plugins all to make your time you spend on the server better. The server is a survival build server where players are in survival and are able to build with your friends as well as our staff! Join today!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Crops Grown: 2151

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Orc3cta

    Orc3cta

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Total Miner

    Total Miner

    We invite you to Total Miner, a survival server, you will have a good time 😀

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Minebuilders

    Minebuilders

    Hello Fellow Minecrafters this is ysnfrn1 from minebuilders i am an donator from minebuilders and im looking for you minecrafters to join.And when you enter the spawn or register please say ysnfrn1 has brought me from an server list.Thank you! Minebuilders.me (Ip) Minebuilders.info (Website) Plugins: Iconomy, Chestshop, Factions, PvP, HungerGames, GolemGames, TeamDeath Match, Much more!Many MiniGames!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Kiwicraft

    Kiwicraft

    Kiwicraft is a free build server for max of 32 people. 32 people because we don’t want it to get crowded with noobs. Owner: Parkingmeter1337 Admin: jo5h0, crdhdr. DO NOT ASK FOR OP PLEASE!!!

    Thanks for playing!

    Remember NO GRIEFING!! If your being or see GRIEFING please report

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Magic Items Found: 5423 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • WorldCraft PvE

    WorldCraft PvE

    WorldCraft has recently updated some features, including it’s Voting Credit System. Vote every day and receive up to 5 wCredits, which can be spent in-game on rewards.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • GhostCraft

    GhostCraft

    GhostCraft is a South African Minecraft Server run with bukkit. GhostCraft has Survival, Capture the Flag, Team Deathmatch, Mob Arena, Hunger Games, Spleef, Creative & Skyblocks! Also run with a proper server to experience no lag! GhostCraft is a Cracked Minecraft Server, and we use a password plugin to keep usernames safe. You do not need a premium account to join.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Tomorrow Landz

    Tomorrow Landz

    -24/7 -Friendly Community -Survival -Grief Protection -PVP Arenas -Mob Arena -Survival Games Arena

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Byte

    Byte

    Byte is a server flooding with friendly staff.In byte there are endless things to do create a town and earn residents pvp in faction world or the main world play spleef with your friends or other games like mob arena.Meet Friendly new people and enjoy your stay at byte.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Extadrium PVP

    Extadrium PVP

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • JR Minecraft

    JR Minecraft
    JR Minecraft

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Emeralds Found: 8250 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PwnCraft PvP

    PwnCraft PvP

    PwnCraft isn’t your average Minecraft server. Not only being 24/7, lag-free, we also offer more than just a place to kill, raid, and build. We offer much more. Come on PwnCraft and start your unique adventure!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • B-Craft

    B-Craft

    Welcome to B-Craft! B-Craft was founded on August 7th, 2013, by Otisdiver and Blublankie- previous owners of “Alphamine” -and we’re excited to be back in the server business. Here at B-Craft we have set up a PvP/PvE/Economy server, so that everyone can find something to do. In addition to the PvP and economy there is a mob arena set up, which can be minutes to hours of fun! (Depending on your skill level)

    We hope you’ll come give us a try! s46.hosthorde.com:25645

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 123 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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