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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8526 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4137 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 112 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.
Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!
AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”
