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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9574 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.
Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!
AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”
