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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7713 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.
Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!
AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”
