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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3288 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 481 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.
Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!
AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”
