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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8860 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.
Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!
AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”
