CookieDoughCrisis Minecraft Server

aita, anger, apartment, Ban, banning, Borrowing, Boundaries, chocolate chip cookies, CookieDoughCrisis, diva cup, Friends, Girlfriend, Lease, Minecraft, period underwear, personal items, raw cookie dough, roommate, Server, Unwelcome

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	79	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Farms Harvested:	487
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5869	Votes:	6689
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

Cancer, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer treatment innovation, Cell, Cell Conversion, cell transformation, Colon, Colon Cancer Treatment, Conversion, Craft, cure, experimental therapy, groundbreaking technology, health science, medical breakthrough, Mice, new technology, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Oncology Advancement, Revert Cancer Cells, side effects, study, Tumor Reversion

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, BELIEF, capitalism, celebration, Christ, Christian, Craft, FAITH, Festive, holiday, International, Jesus, joy, Land, love, Mankind, Merry Christmas, Peace, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

ancient architecture, Borobudur Temple, Buddhist, Buddhist architecture, Buddhist culture, Buddhist heritage., cultural landmarks, Explore, historical sites, Indonesia travel, Indonesian tourism, LARGEST, largest Buddhist temple, Minecraft, religious pilgrimage, religious tourism, smp, Southeast Asia, spiritual travel, Temple, temple tourism, tourismbux, travel destinations, world tourism, world wonders, YOGYAKARTA

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2601	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ores Mined:	1024
Divine Spears Created:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	870033	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8531	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1933
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ores Mined:	2950
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Towns Built:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ores Mined:	8518	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	9560

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?