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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9814 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool
