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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2231 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 125 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 581 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1644 |
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