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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 669 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
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Don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can shout history facts about the KKK without getting a glass bottle thrown at your head. And if anyone tries to tell you that you’re being overdramatic, just remember – in Minecraft, you can block them!
So, are you ready to escape the drama and embark on a new adventure? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, sometimes Minecraft is less chaotic than family gatherings.