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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 285 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
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Join us and escape the elf madness by building epic structures, battling fearsome mobs, and exploring vast, untamed lands. And remember, dating an elf is a surefire way to bring disaster and ruin upon your virtual life – so why risk it?
Instead, spend your time on our server watching hilarious vtubers like Pekora and Suisei, who are definitely not elves. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and leave the elf drama behind – your sanity will thank you.
