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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Meteorites Collected: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
Star Shards Collected: 168 Wilderness Tamed: 16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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