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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1679 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 3970 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6927 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of dodging virtual punches just like this couple dodging relationship issues. Will you choose to live closer to your in-laws or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?
And don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always escape to the virtual casino to play some poker just like this husband escaping his marriage problems. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and distractions?
So come join us, where the only thing more volatile than the lava pits are the relationships between players. Because in the end, isn’t a Minecraft server worth more than a commute? Or maybe not, we’ll let you decide!