Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 453 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
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