CommieCraft: Red Army Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise intensity, FITNESS, health benefits, health outcomes, Intensity, lifestyle choices, long tail tags, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, mortality rates, mortality risk, physical activity, public health, research team, Risk, scientific discovery, Server, well-being

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6558	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mines Excavated:	2341	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Potions Brewed:	56

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

❤️, 1.16.5, airdrops, ENERGYGRIEF, Global, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Server, switched, update, 🃏, 🌍, 🎮, 🎯, 🏆, 💐, 💔, 💥, 📈, 🔥, 🚀

Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Enchantments Applied:	68	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9348	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

Aah, Communication, confusion, Context, context clues, Expression, funny, gtAAH, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, juices, Language, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, muh, MUH JUICES, online conversation, Server, Slang, social media, viral, what did he mean by this

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	156	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magic Items Found:	7642
Dimension Hops:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, labeled incorrectly, Minecraft, misconceived, Misconception, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, not what it seems, NotYourAveragePlayer, prejudiced, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly judged, wrongly branded, wrongly characterized, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Farms Harvested:	502	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

bad investment, bad purchase, buyer’s regret, buyer’s remorse, CraftyFails, disappointing purchase, financial mistake, impulse buy, money down the drain, money poorly spent, money wasted, poor decision, poor purchase choice, regretful buy, regretful shopping, regretful spending, wasted money, worst buy ever, worst decision, worst purchase, worst spending decision, WorstBuy

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

Accountability, African countries, African politics, Cameroon, current events, Government, government transparency, hidden, leadership, leadership crisis, Minecraft, missing leader, Mystery, News, political speculation, political turmoil, political uncertainty, president, PresidentialHideout, secrecy, Server, speculation, whereabouts, whereabouts unknown

So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Towns Built:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	3809	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

big nose, children, Conspiracy, criminal mastermind, distant island, Evil, HIDEOUT, hiding something, influent, island life, Kidnapper, king pig, Minecraft, Minions, Rich, rovio, secret, serfs, Server, Sinister, suspicious behavior, twisted plot, Villain, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	31	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

Boys, Brazilian, Brazilian admirers, Brazilian beauty, Brazilian boys, Brazilian charm, Brazilian crushes, Brazilian culture, Brazilian dating, Brazilian dreamboats, Brazilian heartthrobs, Brazilian hunks, Brazilian lifestyle, Brazilian love, brazilian men, Brazilian passion, Brazilian people, Brazilian relationships, Brazilian romance, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, smp

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftySkillzMC SMP

Adaptability, Communication, CraftySkillzMC, critical thinking, education, empowerment, essential skill, growth, important skill, knowledge, learning, life skill, personal development, practical skill, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, self-sufficiency, skill, smp, useful skill, valuable skill

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!

CraftyFails, EASY, Minecraft

Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft and ended up with a mine cart stuck in a tree? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a team of professional roller coaster engineers ready to help you build the wildest rides imaginable! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of riding a mine cart through a lava-filled volcano or soaring through the skies on a giant chicken. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a theme park of your dreams!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ores Mined:	583
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads!

BLOWIN, border conflict, border skirmish, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, east asia, geopolitical crisis, international news, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, military aggression, military drills, military escalation, military response, military tension, North Korea, peace talks, political tension, regional stability, Roads, security concerns, south korea, warning shots

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF just like when South Korea be shootin dem warning shots at North Korea! we be blowin up dem border roads just like dem crazy peeps up in Korea! come join us and be part of da madness, build ur own border road and see if u can survive da chaos! ain’t no server like dis one, u gonna be laughin ur butt off while playin Minecraft like never before! so what u waitin for? come join us now and let’s blow up some virtual roads together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2