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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3772 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
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join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.
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