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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5346 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7222 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 449 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
we have secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the oppressive north korean authorities who are trying to break up unmarried couples. they will never find you here, as we have disguised the entrance with a giant statue of kim jong-un riding a unicorn.
join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those north korean authorities what true decadence looks like!