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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6102 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
we have secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the oppressive north korean authorities who are trying to break up unmarried couples. they will never find you here, as we have disguised the entrance with a giant statue of kim jong-un riding a unicorn.
join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those north korean authorities what true decadence looks like!