CommieCouplesMC Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Farms Harvested:	279
Void Gems Collected:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of communism! build your own glorious communist utopia with your fellow comrades and crush the capitalist pigs who dare to stand in your way.

we have secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the oppressive north korean authorities who are trying to break up unmarried couples. they will never find you here, as we have disguised the entrance with a giant statue of kim jong-un riding a unicorn.

join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those north korean authorities what true decadence looks like!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

1.21.2, activities, activities for today, Adventures, Await, chilling, current activities, daily activities, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, hanging out, leisure, outings, Plans, Relaxation, socializing, things to do, Today, weekend plans, what are y’all up to today

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Towns Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5090	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	164	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, CAR, CarShareCraft, Communication, compensation, Conflict, crashed car, Decision making, delivery driver, Drinking, family, Lending, Marijuana, Miles, Minecraft, payment, Peacekeeping, pushover, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister-in-law

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, aunt, Boundaries, cousin, Decision making, FamCraftTutorNoob, family, Free Time, homework help, recharge, refusal, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, Time management, tutoring, uncle, volunteering, weekdays, weekends, work

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Emeralds Found:	8878
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	1419	Players Killed by Monsters:	5756
Buildings Constructed:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3764
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
New Chunks Explored:	679916	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Votes:	8114	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	1883	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Towns Built:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

BabysitBucks, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, college student, Communication, FAFSA, family, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Minecraft, minimum wage, part time job, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, Server, sibling dynamics, tuition, university transfer, work-life balance

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	120
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!

HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	504	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	619379
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Votes:	7582
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!