CommercialsAreLame Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being brainwashed by commercials like those silly zoomers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all commercials! That’s right, no more mind control through ads telling you what to buy or how to think.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you may just have the chance to challenge him to a chicken dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only thing brainwashing you will be the sheer fun and chaos that awaits!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5132
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Love Letters Sent:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	234
Divine Spears Created:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ores Mined:	9436
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Emeralds Found:	5431
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mines Excavated:	3426	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.