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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8666 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
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