A Minecraft SMP PvP server with Arena, Custom Ranks and Kits for the best experience. It was made by two players that wanted some fun playing Minecraft mixed with some PVP and Vanilla playstyle.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
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| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
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| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Emeralds Found: | 6160 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 495 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
