Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 105 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2078 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 5415 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
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