ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Farms Harvested:	197	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4782	Animals Bred:	190
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Buildings Constructed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	114	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	170	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	393	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.