ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	New Chunks Explored:	667931
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Villages Defended:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Star Shards Collected:	108	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Potions Brewed:	194
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6115
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4387	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.