ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Animals Bred:	97
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magic Items Found:	8816	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	2436	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	2622	Star Shards Collected:	153
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Farms Harvested:	333	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	99	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6535	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1950
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crops Grown:	7612	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Potions Brewed:	140

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Secret Passages Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!