ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Farms Harvested:	670
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	749516
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.