ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Zombie Dances:	2
Potions Brewed:	187	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
New Chunks Explored:	956894	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Animals Bred:	87

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	334539
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Potions Brewed:	77
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2537

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Magic Items Found:	1621	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Buildings Constructed:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Potions Brewed:	82
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!