ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	808
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	345	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9696	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ores Mined:	8763
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3072
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	254
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	107
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	5769	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mines Excavated:	1351	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.