ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9588	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	6675	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4480	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crops Grown:	6634	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Animals Bred:	78
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5052	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8052	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4515
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	8216	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	102
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	95

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.