ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7321
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2703	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3277
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Zombie Dances:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	110
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4221

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	187454
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Gods Slained:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Emeralds Found:	8450	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.