ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Towns Built:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	370893
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crops Grown:	3983
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	3924	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Villages Defended:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Enchantments Applied:	271
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Buildings Constructed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5391
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1964

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	214
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.