CollegeEssentialsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SisBucksCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family drama!

Join us and leave behind the drama of entitled siblings and lazy in-laws. On our server, you won’t have to worry about freeloaders taking over your virtual space. Build to your heart’s content without anyone mooching off your hard work.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you make the rules. Say goodbye to financial burdens and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Plus, no one will guilt trip you into letting them stay rent-free!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SpaceSquirrelEmpire Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about alien clones, space-squirrel empires, and the ultimate battle for Earth’s survival. Who knows, you might even discover that you are actually a space-squirrel in disguise!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, face off against mutant mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret government conspiracy or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the galaxy! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky alien clones – they could be lurking around every corner… or maybe even right next to you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	8722
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Enchantments Applied:	51
Dimension Hops:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyBizarreLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special plugin that allows players to tame and ride any animal in the game, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Will you be able to outsmart the undead beast and claim the prize?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

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hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1291	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Glass Portal Mine

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join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

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Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Animals Bred:	167
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mom’s KitchenCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mines Excavated:	1250
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Void Gems Collected:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	300	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

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EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

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The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5