What is something that every Minecraft player should have? A spot on our insane SMP server, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret treasure hunts. Need a break from studying? Come build your dream castle or compete in our legendary spleef tournaments. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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