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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7708 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
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