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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Runes Activated: 7
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Ores Mined: 5742
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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