Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Farms Harvested: 950 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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