Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Love Letters Sent: 14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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