Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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