Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Emeralds Found: 7307
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
Potions Brewed: 125 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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